Welcome, Pickle Eater!
Your order is getting prepared, and will ship on Monday (unless it’s a holiday, then Tuesday.) Our system is not automated for physical orders – meaning, it doesn’t send out a snazzy email with your tracking number when we ship, automatically. It has so many other fantastic qualities, that we’re willing to live with this one 🙂 If you need a tracking number, simply reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get yours to you.
I want you to know that your dreams are perfect however you envision them, and that you deserve all of your wildest imaginings to come true. You are enough. Dream big, and I’ll see you soon!
Love, Health and Happiness!